Monday, December 19, 2022

More New Adventures of Hermie & Rudolph - SUPER-SIZED EDITION!

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Let’s check in once again with everyone’s favorite elf and reindeer, and Santa too!
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Rudolph: You know, it’s a shame nothing’s built in America anymore.

Hermie: I know what you mean. I just a bought a new radio and it says, “Built In Antenna”.  I don’t even know where that is!
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Hermie: What’s wrong Santa?

Santa: Oh, I’ve locked myself out of the toy shop again!

Hermie: Have you tried speaking to the lock calmly?

Santa: What good would that do?

Hermie: Well, they say communication is key!
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Hermie: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?

Rudolph: No.

Hermie: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish!
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Santa: Well, it’s almost Christmas. Do you think you can perform under pressure this year?

Hermie: Not so sure about that Santa, but I can do a pretty decent Bohemian Rhapsody!
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Santa: Have you ever thought of doing something besides making toys?

Hermie: I once tried to start a professional Hide & Seek team, but it didn’t work out.  Good players are really hard to find!
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Hermie: Hey Rudy, how do I keep companies from tracking me on my laptop?

Rudolph: Have you tried disabling cookies?

Hermie: Well, I ate the legs off a gingerbread man once. Does that count?

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