Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas from Dad's Christmas Blog!

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!

Another Christmas is in the books! I hope everyone has had the best Christmas ever!

It’s been a tough year, but my family has a lot to be thankful for! (Like the little guy in the photo!) I’m hoping next year is even better for us all!

Merry Christmas friends! It's only 364 days until next Christmas! 😉

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Now let’s check in one last time with Hermie the Nit-Wit Elf and his pal Rudolf!


Rudolf: How was your trip to the library?

Hermie: Well, I checked out a book  that had a bunch of glue on it…

I haven’t been able to put it down!


I asked the librarian where the Self-help books were…

She said, "Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?"


I asked where books on the Element of Surprise were…

She said, "Where you least expect them."


I asked her if she had any books on Paranoia…

 She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

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Rudolf : What’s your favorite word?

Hermie: “Drool”, it rolls right off the tongue!

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Hermie: Some people have trouble sleeping…

Me? I can do it with my eyes closed!

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Hermie: I saw a snowman at the grocery store looking at carrots this morning…
He was picking his nose!

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That’s all for this year, folks! 🎄💕

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Christmas Playlist 2025!

Here we go again! Dad's Christmas Blog presents the all-new, 2025 edition of the Underwood's Christmas Playlist!  

 

This long-standing tradition, compiled by ol' Dad himself, contains a sleigh-full of fresh Christmas tunes for your holiday listening pleasure, and features our annual “kooky” family photos. (See if you recognize those album covers!)

I hope you enjoy it! - DCB

Listen on Apple Music!


Listen on Spotify!

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Hermie:  Did you know there is no official training for garbage men?
Rudolf: Really?
Hermie: Yeah, they just pick things up as they go! - Sorry I had to recycle that joke!

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Hermie: I was offered a weekend job working at an ice cream factory, but I turned it down.
Rudolf: Why’s that?
Hermie: Oh, I really don’t like working on Sundaes!

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Hermie: Know where you can watch the World Origami Championship?
Rudolf: No, I don’t.
Hermie: It’s on paperview!  It gets better as the events unfold!

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Frosty: Hey, did you ever wonder why the Incredible Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
Hermie:  Sure, it's because a scientific experiment altered his jeans!

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Hermie:  A slice of Apple Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $2.75 in the Bahamas.
Santa: Why are you telling me this?
Hermie: Well, these are the pie rates of the Caribbean!

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Holiday Movie Fun Facts!

We seem to talk about Christmas movies a lot here at Dad’s Christmas Blog this time of year, and I’m betting you do too!

Let's see how these grab ya, kid!

Just for fun, one of DCB’s top correspondents (thanks, Rog!) has gathered some interesting film facts from some of his favorite holiday movies. Memorize these tidbits and you’ll clean up at the next Christmas Trivia Contest!  (Tap on the images if they're too hard to see on your phone.)






More Holiday Movie Fun Facts in a future post!
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Hermie: You know Santa went bald years ago, right?

Frosty: But he still carries a comb with him.

Hermie: Yeah, he just can’t part with it!

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Rudolf: How’s the new job at the toy shop going?

Hermie: Well, all day I drill holes in metal parts and bolt them together.

Rudolf: That doesn’t sound bad.

Hermie: Yeah, at first it’s boring, then it’s riveting!

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North Pole News Flash: A new Lego store just opened in your town. People are lined up for blocks!

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Hermie: I have some racing geese for sale.

Cornelius: Racing Geese?!!

Hermie: Sure! Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander!


Saturday, December 13, 2025

Revisiting the “Die Hard” Question!

Is it a Christmas Movie? We have the answers!

Well it's another holiday season, and folks are watching and talking about their favorite Christmas movies again. And it seems that eventually the discussion always turns into an argument over whether or not “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie.

As some of you long time fans may remember I covered this topic quite thoroughly a few years back; but now that Dad's Christmas Blog has gone global I thought it was time to readdress the topic for my newer readers. (Both of them!)

So here is the (slightly updated) original article that puts the whole thing to rest, and will probably have you thinking about Christmas movies in a whole other way. Enjoy! - DCB

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Controversy.  That’s the main thing we try to avoid here at Dad’s Christmas Blog. But sometimes it’s necessary to step in, especially when the subject is as serious and important to society as this one. It has come to the attention of the staff here at DCB (Dad’s Christmas Blog) that over the last several years there’s been one question that keeps coming up: “Is “Die Hard” a Christmas movie?

”Climb down the chimney, we’ll get together, 

have a few laughs…’” 

Die Hard”, the summer blockbuster film starring Bruce Willis. Released on July 15th, 1988, it was one of the year’s top grossing films and made a huge star out of Mr. Willis.

Original Theatrical Poster

It is regarded as one of the most influential films of the 1980’s and considered one of the greatest action films ever made!

“Oh, the weather outside is frightful.”

Despite being released in July with the full intention of the studio for it to be a “summer blockbuster”, the movie is set at Christmastime.  I won’t go into a lot of plot details here, but the story starts at a Christmas party and there are several holiday references and even a couple of holiday songs sprinkled throughout the exciting action scenes of Bruce Willis single-handedly defusing a terrorist threat.

“Nine million terrorists in the world, and 

I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister.”

I’ve seen this movie many times and consider it a favorite, but… (here’s where I pick a side) I do NOT consider “Die Hard” to be a Christmas movie. It’s a great movie, yes, but just because it happens to take place during December and there are some Christmas trees in the background doesn’t cut it.

"I got your Jingle Bells right here, punk!"

If this were the only criteria, then “Lethal Weapon”, “Batman Returns”, “Iron Man 3” & “Gremlins” would all be considered holiday classics as well. I love those movies too; but come on!  If you removed the Christmas references in these movies, it really wouldn’t alter their basic storylines significantly.

"I'm Batman! I don't smell!"

In my “exhaustive” research on this issue, I’ve read that those on the other side of this argument state that the same thing could be said of accepted holiday movies like “Home Alone” or even “It’s A Wonderful Life”.  Well, I’ve found some holes in that logic.  Yes, you could remove the Christmas elements from these movies and still have a story, but there is a difference. 

“You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?”

First, films like “Home Alone” and “It’s A Wonderful Life” were released near Christmas specifically to appeal to an audience celebrating or getting ready to celebrate the holidays.  Whereas “Die Hard”, and the other "not-so Christmas" movies mentioned above, were all released in the summer when blockbuster action movies are most popular. They weren’t originally considered or promoted by their studios to be Christmas movies at all.

“Please don’t make me go back to the Wal-mart.”

Secondly, and most importantly, a Christmas movie should have some scenes of emotional warmth that reflects the beauty and hope of the season. It must do more than mention Christmas to be a Christmas movie.

So, by these standards, “Die Hard” fans are just stuck with one of the greatest action movies ever made, but definitely not a Christmas movie.

“You gotta be kiddin’ me.”

But wait! If you still want to celebrate the holidays with Bruce Willis taking down terrorists, I’m all for it!  Enjoy it with all your loved ones! That’s one of the best parts of this season, and if “Die Hard” is what brings you together, then it’s a beautiful thing and in that way, it certainly IS a Christmas movie!

“Joy to the world!”

Who says a Christmas cookie must have sprinkles and frosting? If you like Oreos for Christmas, then those are your Christmas cookies.  If you want a cactus or palm tree instead of a pine, that’s fine too.  It’s not so important how you celebrate, it’s why you’re celebrating that really counts.

In summary:  If you want to have a great holiday, do something fun with your family or friends and enjoy your time together. (And watch whatever you want!) - DCB

Yippee-ki-yay, Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 11, 2025

The Underwood Christmas Challenge Game!

Hello again, Christmas fans! I have a special surprise for everyone this time out! My #1 son-in-law whipped up this special holiday themed game, based on Christmas dinner at my house, to share with you all. It's Dad's Christmas Blog's gift to you! It's free and there are no pop-ups!

(You might want start on the Easy level because it's a little trickier than it looks. And watch out for the fruitcakes, they're easy to confuse with the gingerbread houses and they'll get ya! Our own mascot “Hermie the Nit-Wit Elf” is your game guide, so if it gets a little confusing blame him!) Enjoy!!

CLICK HERE TO BEGIN!

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Now, here's Hermie with lots of questions for Rudolph:


Hermie: Do you think people are born with a photographic memory, or does it take time to develop?

Rudolph: Say what?

Hermie: You've heard of the historic figure Karl Marx, right?

Rudolph: Sure.

Hermie: How come no one remembers his sister who invented the starting pistol, Onya?

Rudolph: Now wait a minute...

Hermie: Didya know there's a woman in my neighborhood that sells batteries in the park?

Rudolph: No.

Hermie: Yeah, she sells C cells by the seesaw!

Rudolph: Oh come on! Do you ever stop?

Hermie: Well, I always say mucho to my Hispanic friends.

Rudolph: ??

Hermie: It means a lot to them! (see what I did there?)

Rudolph: Are you done yet?

Hermie: Yes. Oh wait! Do you remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?

Rudolph: I don't think so.

Hermie: Oh come on, it was about a weak back.

Rudolph: Good night, Hermie!

Sunday, December 7, 2025

Season's Greetings!

The Blog is Back! I hope everyone’s had a great year. It’s been a challenging one around here, but we’re ready to put that all behind us and gear up for a great Christmas season!  To help everyone get back into that ol’ Christmas spirit, the staff here at Dad’s Christmas Blog (DCB) has lots of surprises in store for everyone!  In the next few weeks, we’re going to deck the halls with more Christmas fun than you can shake a yule log at!

To kick things off , please enjoy this poignant public service message from SNL:


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