Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas from Dad's Christmas Blog!

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!

Another Christmas is in the books! I hope everyone has had the best Christmas ever!

It’s been a tough year, but my family has a lot to be thankful for! (Like the little guy in the photo!) I’m hoping next year is even better for us all!

Merry Christmas friends! It's only 364 days until next Christmas! πŸ˜‰

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Now let’s check in one last time with Hermie the Nit-Wit Elf and his pal Rudolf!


Rudolf: How was your trip to the library?

Hermie: Well, I checked out a book  that had a bunch of glue on it…

I haven’t been able to put it down!


I asked the librarian where the Self-help books were…

She said, "Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?"


I asked where books on the Element of Surprise were…

She said, "Where you least expect them."


I asked her if she had any books on Paranoia…

 She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

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Rudolf : What’s your favorite word?

Hermie: “Drool”, it rolls right off the tongue!

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Hermie: Some people have trouble sleeping…

Me? I can do it with my eyes closed!

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Hermie: I saw a snowman at the grocery store looking at carrots this morning…
He was picking his nose!

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That’s all for this year, folks! πŸŽ„πŸ’•

1 comment:

  1. Merry Christmas to all !!! I love your blogs and a the jokes! I pray you all have a happy, healthy and blessed 2026❤️❤️❤️❤️

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