Season's Greetings!

The Blog is Back! I hope everyone’s had a great year. It’s been a challenging one around here, but we’re ready to put that all behind us and gear up for a great Christmas season!  To help everyone get back into that ol’ Christmas spirit, the staff here at Dad’s Christmas Blog (DCB) has lots of surprises in store for everyone!  In the next few weeks, we’re going to deck the halls with more Christmas fun than you can shake a yule log at!

To kick things off , please enjoy this poignant public service message from SNL:

Rudolf: What’s new Hermie?

Hermie: So, I was walking down the road last night and I passed an apple pie, a chocolate cake and an ice cream sundae.  I thought to myself… the streets are strangely desserted tonight.  

Rudolf: That's a bad one.

Hermie: Well, it was a rocky road!

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Hermie: Do you know the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

Frosty: No, what is it?

Hermie: One requires a tweetment and the other requires an oinkment!

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Hermie: Hey Santa! What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density, and really bad breath?

Santa: I don't know, what?

Hermie: He’s a Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis!

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Hermie: Did I tell you about the two cowboys that got lost in the desert?

Rudolf: No, what happened?

Hermie: Well, one cowboy saw a tree that was draped in bacon. He yelled “A bacon tree! We’re saved!” He ran up to the tree all excited, and was suddenly shot up with bullets!

Rudolf: Oh!

Hermie: Yeah, turns out it wasn’t a bacon tree… it was a ham-bush!