Well, it’s here! I hope everyone had an extra special day. Our Christmas was very nice here. Family, food, presents; all the things that make the holidays fun! Not everyone gets to enjoy these things, and I know I’m truly blessed. I hope you are too.
We’re a little understaffed this year at DCB, and running a “nationally acclaimed” blog like this takes a substantial effort. We had a lot more planned for the blog this year, but just ran out of time. So come next December, be ready for even more Christmas fun and surprises right here at Dad’s Christmas Blog! Until then, I hope everyone has a great year! Bye for now! Peace🎄😉 - DCB
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Hermie is trying on shoes.
"So how do they feel?" the salesclerk asks.
"They're a little too tight," the Hermie replies.
"Well, try pulling the tongue out," the clerk suggests.
"Okay," he says. "Dut dey thtill theel a bith thoo thight."
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One day a Hermie went to an auction to buy a parrot.
He really wanted it, but he kept getting outbid. So, he bid higher...and higher...and higher.
Even though he had to bid way more than he intended, he finally won the bird.
As he was paying for it, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I'd hate to have paid this much to find out that he can't!"
"Don't worry," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
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