Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas from Dad's Christmas Blog!

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!

Another Christmas is in the books! I hope everyone has had the best Christmas ever!

It’s been a tough year, but my family has a lot to be thankful for! (Like the little guy in the photo!) I’m hoping next year is even better for us all!

Merry Christmas friends! It's only 364 days until next Christmas! 😉

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Now let’s check in one last time with Hermie the Nit-Wit Elf and his pal Rudolf!


Rudolf: How was your trip to the library?

Hermie: Well, I checked out a book  that had a bunch of glue on it…

I haven’t been able to put it down!


I asked the librarian where the Self-help books were…

She said, "Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?"


I asked where books on the Element of Surprise were…

She said, "Where you least expect them."


I asked her if she had any books on Paranoia…

 She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

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Rudolf : What’s your favorite word?

Hermie: “Drool”, it rolls right off the tongue!

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Hermie: Some people have trouble sleeping…

Me? I can do it with my eyes closed!

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Hermie: I saw a snowman at the grocery store looking at carrots this morning…
He was picking his nose!

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That’s all for this year, folks! 🎄💕

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Christmas Playlist 2025!

Here we go again! Dad's Christmas Blog presents the all-new, 2025 edition of the Underwood's Christmas Playlist!  

 

This long-standing tradition, compiled by ol' Dad himself, contains a sleigh-full of fresh Christmas tunes for your holiday listening pleasure, and features our annual “kooky” family photos. (See if you recognize those album covers!)

I hope you enjoy it! - DCB

Listen on Apple Music!


Listen on Spotify!

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Hermie:  Did you know there is no official training for garbage men?
Rudolf: Really?
Hermie: Yeah, they just pick things up as they go! - Sorry I had to recycle that joke!

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Hermie: I was offered a weekend job working at an ice cream factory, but I turned it down.
Rudolf: Why’s that?
Hermie: Oh, I really don’t like working on Sundaes!

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Hermie: Know where you can watch the World Origami Championship?
Rudolf: No, I don’t.
Hermie: It’s on paperview!  It gets better as the events unfold!

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Frosty: Hey, did you ever wonder why the Incredible Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
Hermie:  Sure, it's because a scientific experiment altered his jeans!

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Hermie:  A slice of Apple Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $2.75 in the Bahamas.
Santa: Why are you telling me this?
Hermie: Well, these are the pie rates of the Caribbean!

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Holiday Movie Fun Facts!

We seem to talk about Christmas movies a lot here at Dad’s Christmas Blog this time of year, and I’m betting you do too!

Let's see how these grab ya, kid!

Just for fun, one of DCB’s top correspondents (thanks, Rog!) has gathered some interesting film facts from some of his favorite holiday movies. Memorize these tidbits and you’ll clean up at the next Christmas Trivia Contest!  (Tap on the images if they're too hard to see on your phone.)






More Holiday Movie Fun Facts in a future post!
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Hermie: You know Santa went bald years ago, right?

Frosty: But he still carries a comb with him.

Hermie: Yeah, he just can’t part with it!

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Rudolf: How’s the new job at the toy shop going?

Hermie: Well, all day I drill holes in metal parts and bolt them together.

Rudolf: That doesn’t sound bad.

Hermie: Yeah, at first it’s boring, then it’s riveting!

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North Pole News Flash: A new Lego store just opened in your town. People are lined up for blocks!

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Hermie: I have some racing geese for sale.

Cornelius: Racing Geese?!!

Hermie: Sure! Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander!


Saturday, December 13, 2025

Revisiting the “Die Hard” Question!

Is it a Christmas Movie? We have the answers!

Well it's another holiday season, and folks are watching and talking about their favorite Christmas movies again. And it seems that eventually the discussion always turns into an argument over whether or not “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie.

As some of you long time fans may remember I covered this topic quite thoroughly a few years back; but now that Dad's Christmas Blog has gone global I thought it was time to readdress the topic for my newer readers. (Both of them!)

So here is the (slightly updated) original article that puts the whole thing to rest, and will probably have you thinking about Christmas movies in a whole other way. Enjoy! - DCB

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Controversy.  That’s the main thing we try to avoid here at Dad’s Christmas Blog. But sometimes it’s necessary to step in, especially when the subject is as serious and important to society as this one. It has come to the attention of the staff here at DCB (Dad’s Christmas Blog) that over the last several years there’s been one question that keeps coming up: “Is “Die Hard” a Christmas movie?

”Climb down the chimney, we’ll get together, 

have a few laughs…’” 

Die Hard”, the summer blockbuster film starring Bruce Willis. Released on July 15th, 1988, it was one of the year’s top grossing films and made a huge star out of Mr. Willis.

Original Theatrical Poster

It is regarded as one of the most influential films of the 1980’s and considered one of the greatest action films ever made!

“Oh, the weather outside is frightful.”

Despite being released in July with the full intention of the studio for it to be a “summer blockbuster”, the movie is set at Christmastime.  I won’t go into a lot of plot details here, but the story starts at a Christmas party and there are several holiday references and even a couple of holiday songs sprinkled throughout the exciting action scenes of Bruce Willis single-handedly defusing a terrorist threat.

“Nine million terrorists in the world, and 

I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister.”

I’ve seen this movie many times and consider it a favorite, but… (here’s where I pick a side) I do NOT consider “Die Hard” to be a Christmas movie. It’s a great movie, yes, but just because it happens to take place during December and there are some Christmas trees in the background doesn’t cut it.

"I got your Jingle Bells right here, punk!"

If this were the only criteria, then “Lethal Weapon”, “Batman Returns”, “Iron Man 3” & “Gremlins” would all be considered holiday classics as well. I love those movies too; but come on!  If you removed the Christmas references in these movies, it really wouldn’t alter their basic storylines significantly.

"I'm Batman! I don't smell!"

In my “exhaustive” research on this issue, I’ve read that those on the other side of this argument state that the same thing could be said of accepted holiday movies like “Home Alone” or even “It’s A Wonderful Life”.  Well, I’ve found some holes in that logic.  Yes, you could remove the Christmas elements from these movies and still have a story, but there is a difference. 

“You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?”

First, films like “Home Alone” and “It’s A Wonderful Life” were released near Christmas specifically to appeal to an audience celebrating or getting ready to celebrate the holidays.  Whereas “Die Hard”, and the other "not-so Christmas" movies mentioned above, were all released in the summer when blockbuster action movies are most popular. They weren’t originally considered or promoted by their studios to be Christmas movies at all.

“Please don’t make me go back to the Wal-mart.”

Secondly, and most importantly, a Christmas movie should have some scenes of emotional warmth that reflects the beauty and hope of the season. It must do more than mention Christmas to be a Christmas movie.

So, by these standards, “Die Hard” fans are just stuck with one of the greatest action movies ever made, but definitely not a Christmas movie.

“You gotta be kiddin’ me.”

But wait! If you still want to celebrate the holidays with Bruce Willis taking down terrorists, I’m all for it!  Enjoy it with all your loved ones! That’s one of the best parts of this season, and if “Die Hard” is what brings you together, then it’s a beautiful thing and in that way, it certainly IS a Christmas movie!

“Joy to the world!”

Who says a Christmas cookie must have sprinkles and frosting? If you like Oreos for Christmas, then those are your Christmas cookies.  If you want a cactus or palm tree instead of a pine, that’s fine too.  It’s not so important how you celebrate, it’s why you’re celebrating that really counts.

In summary:  If you want to have a great holiday, do something fun with your family or friends and enjoy your time together. (And watch whatever you want!) - DCB

Yippee-ki-yay, Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 11, 2025

The Underwood Christmas Challenge Game!

Hello again, Christmas fans! I have a special surprise for everyone this time out! My #1 son-in-law whipped up this special holiday themed game, based on Christmas dinner at my house, to share with you all. It's Dad's Christmas Blog's gift to you! It's free and there are no pop-ups!

(You might want start on the Easy level because it's a little trickier than it looks. And watch out for the fruitcakes, they're easy to confuse with the gingerbread houses and they'll get ya! Our own mascot “Hermie the Nit-Wit Elf” is your game guide, so if it gets a little confusing blame him!) Enjoy!!

CLICK HERE TO BEGIN!

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Now, here's Hermie with lots of questions for Rudolph:


Hermie: Do you think people are born with a photographic memory, or does it take time to develop?

Rudolph: Say what?

Hermie: You've heard of the historic figure Karl Marx, right?

Rudolph: Sure.

Hermie: How come no one remembers his sister who invented the starting pistol, Onya?

Rudolph: Now wait a minute...

Hermie: Didya know there's a woman in my neighborhood that sells batteries in the park?

Rudolph: No.

Hermie: Yeah, she sells C cells by the seesaw!

Rudolph: Oh come on! Do you ever stop?

Hermie: Well, I always say mucho to my Hispanic friends.

Rudolph: ??

Hermie: It means a lot to them! (see what I did there?)

Rudolph: Are you done yet?

Hermie: Yes. Oh wait! Do you remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?

Rudolph: I don't think so.

Hermie: Oh come on, it was about a weak back.

Rudolph: Good night, Hermie!

Sunday, December 7, 2025

Season's Greetings!

The Blog is Back! I hope everyone’s had a great year. It’s been a challenging one around here, but we’re ready to put that all behind us and gear up for a great Christmas season!  To help everyone get back into that ol’ Christmas spirit, the staff here at Dad’s Christmas Blog (DCB) has lots of surprises in store for everyone!  In the next few weeks, we’re going to deck the halls with more Christmas fun than you can shake a yule log at!

To kick things off , please enjoy this poignant public service message from SNL:


Thursday, December 26, 2024

Merry (Belated) Christmas!

From All of Us, To All of You!

Wow, this month went by fast!  I hope everyone’s Christmas was as nice as mine was this year. Lots of food, family and fun!

I got some very nice gifts this year, I hope you did too! The one I'm most excited about hasn't arrived quite yet. We’re off to the hospital to anxiously await the arrival of our first grandchild! 

Happy Holidays from your friends at Dad’s Christmas Blog! I hope your 2025 is fantastic! See you next December for more Holiday fun! - DCB

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Now, here’re a few parting words of wisdom from our pal, Hermie, the Nitwit Elf:

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Hermie: Hey Rudy! There’s a huge sale down at the Lego store!

Rudolph: Really?

Hermie: Yes! The people are lined up for blocks!

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I just renewed my car insurance and the woman said... “Before you go do you have any pets?”

I said, "Yes, I have a dog,"

So she says, "Would you like to insure him?"

And I say, "No, he can't drive!"

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I always wanted to learn how to procrastinate....just never got around to it.

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Santa: Hermie, you missed Elf practice again!

Hermie: Sorry Santa. I got pulled over by the police last night.

Santa: Oh? What happened?

Hermie: They asked me where I was between 6 and 11. I told them I was in junior school!

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I just heard a song on the radio called “Duvet Know It’s Christmas?”.

I think it’s a cover.

via GIPHY

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Gene Autry - The Original Christmas Cowboy!

The very first Christmas record I can remember listening to was this one by Gene Autry.
Like most kids, I loved the song "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and this was the definitive version as far as I was concerned.  I had no idea who Gene Autry was, but my dad had been a fan of his movies when he was a kid and let me know all about him.



Already a radio star and movie icon, Gene Autry lassoed holiday fame in 1947 with "Here Comes Santa Claus," inspired by his stint as Grand Marshal of the Hollywood Christmas Parade. 

But Autry wasn't just the man who made Rudolph famous. During his 70-year career, he dominated every entertainment medium faster than you can say "yee-haw!" He recorded and wrote hundreds of songs; he was the most successful singing cowboy, appearing in 93 movies, often alongside his trusty horse Champion, and starring in 91 episodes of his own television series. Gene Autry was ranked among the most celebrated film stars, and for years was considered to be the world's most popular Western film actor.

In addition to his signature song "Back in the Saddle Again", as well as dozens of Western hits, Autry's Christmas song portfolio would make Mariah Carey blush! - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", "Frosty the Snowman," “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, "Up on the House Top” and many more! He was basically the DJ of December before DJs existed! And talk about overachieving - he's the only person with five stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! - (film, TV, music, radio, and live performance.)

In his later years, Autry owned media stations and the California Angels baseball team, proving that even cowboys can trade their saddles for board rooms. He was so beloved that they named a whole town after him in Oklahoma! – (though we can't confirm if everyone there is required to sing Christmas songs year-round.)

A true pioneer of country music and holiday cheer, Autry’s films made Western tunes mainstream before Nashville knew what hit it. Now that's what you call a Christmas gift to American culture!

I thank my dad for introducing me to these classics, and think about him just a little every time I hear one.

Learn more about this Christmas legend at the official Gene Autry website!


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Now, let's check in again with Hermie the Nitwit Elf and his pals up at the North Pole!

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Hermie: Hey Santa, my kids want a cat for Christmas!

Santa: Is that so?

Hermie: Yes. Normally I cook a turkey - but hey, whatever makes them happy!

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Hermie: Hey Frosty! Do you know why Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

Frosty: Why?

Hermie: They’re Santa’s Starbucks!

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Rudolph: I had no idea you were so afraid of elevators.

Hermie: Yeah, I’ve taken steps to avoid them.

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Santa: Where are those cookies I asked for?

Hermie: Well, the recipe told me to set the oven to 180`.

Santa: And…?

Hermie: Well, now I can’t open it. It’s facing the wall!

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Hermie: I no longer see my wife because of her gambling.

Frosty: What happened?

Hermie: She won the lottery and moved to Hawaii!

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Hermie: I just bought a top of the line hearing aid for $7,000!

Rudolph: Really, what kind is it?

Hermie: 12:30.

Friday, December 20, 2024

Dad's Xmas Recipes (To Avoid!)

Don't try these at home, friends!

This month is flying by fast! Christmas will be here in just a few days! The ol’ Christmas blog has kind of gotten away from me this year, and I feel like I’ve neglected my thousands of faithful followers a little, and for this, I do apologize.

Today, however, I want to talk about holiday food. Delicious meals at holiday gatherings are as big a tradition as giving presents for many of us (though based on these historical recipes, I'm starting to think "delicious" meant something very different back then). 

Let's take a look back at some recipes from the past and see what holiday dining was like in "the good old days" - a time when apparently gelatin was considered an appropriate vessel for literally everything, and the concept of "food poisoning" was just thought of as character building! Bon appetit!

Aren't all fruitcakes mysterious?

Rockin' Around the Wiener Tree! 

That's tuna with green food coloring in the middle. 
Who says everything goes with Jell-o?

Festive Tuna Tree!
It figures that the Elf on a Shelf is responsible for this one.

Tree theme going strong here.
Hope someone spiked that punch!

Your traditional Shrimp Tree!

Anything in the shape of a tree is fair game!
Wait, is that bacon?!

Unidentified meat encased in some kind of decorative icing resting on a bed of green something.
That icing is definitely mayo-based! 

Holiday Meat Tree! 
Looks more like a Holiday Meat Heap, but I'd eat it!

Meat and potatoes in the shape of an igloo!
Finally, some originality!

Holiday Vegetable Loaf!
Looks gross, hard pass.

Handy Ham! Looks like a tasty desert, but it's not!
Frosting is mayo & cream cheese!

Well, that's an unexpected flavor combo.
Sure to be a party favorite!

Mmm, garbage fondue! Merry Christmas!

Apparently, "salad" meant something different back then.
No thank you!

Frosty the Slawman!
lol! I love it! - Bring out the Hellman's!!

Company coming? I don't think so!
Another edible tree from the folks at Underwood Deviled Ham! (no relation)

There's a lot going on here, but there is actually a baked ham in this photo.
(It's the green lump on the right.)

Cranberry Surprise! Top it with scoops of mayo! Yummy!
Looks like a pink nightmare!

Cheese Cones!
Who didn't cheer when Grandma brought these out?

In a Cajun mood? Try the Crawfish Tree!
This would be horrifying! Let the good times roll!

Ho, Ho, Ho! Pass the Alka-Seltzer!

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Now let's check in with Hermie the Nit-Wit Elf and his pals up at the North Pole!

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Hermie: A friend of mine just moved into his new igloo, so I threw him a housewarming party.

Frosty: Well, that was nice.

Hermie: Yeah, but now he’s homeless.

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Hermie: I’ve feel like I’ve been having a little trouble hearing lately.

Frosty: Can you describe the symptoms?

Hermie: Sure, Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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Hermie: Knock, Knock!

Frosty: Who’s there?

Hermie: Honda.

Frosty: Honda who?

Hermie: Honda first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

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Santa: Hermie, what have you been working on, my friend?

Hermie: I’m writing a book on how to be safe and not fall down stairs.

Santa: Oh?

Hermie: Yeah, it’s a step-by-step guide!

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Hermie: Have you ever heard of “Murphy’s Law”?

Rudolph: Sure.

Hermie: What is it?

Rudolph: It means “if something can go wrong, it will go wrong”.

Hermie: Oh, well have you ever heard of “Cole’s Law”?

Rudolph: No, what it that?

Hermie: Thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.


Merry Christmas from Dad's Christmas Blog!

Merry Christmas, Everyone!! Another Christmas is in the books! I hope everyone has had the best Christmas ever! It’s been a tough year, but...