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Let’s check in once again with everyone’s favorite elf and
reindeer, and Santa too!
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Rudolph: You know, it’s a shame nothing’s built in America anymore.
Hermie: I know what you mean. I just a bought a new radio
and it says, “Built In Antenna”. I don’t
even know where that is!
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Hermie: What’s wrong Santa?
Santa: Oh, I’ve locked myself out of the toy shop again!
Hermie: Have you tried speaking to the lock calmly?
Santa: What good would that do?
Hermie: Well, they say communication is key!
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Hermie: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of
his shell?
Rudolph: No.
Hermie: He thought it would make him faster, but it just
made him sluggish!
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Santa: Well, it’s almost Christmas. Do you think you can
perform under pressure this year?
Hermie: Not so sure about that Santa, but I can do a pretty
decent Bohemian Rhapsody!
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Santa: Have you ever thought of doing something besides
making toys?
Hermie: I once tried to start a professional Hide & Seek team,
but it didn’t work out. Good players are
really hard to find!
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Hermie: Hey Rudy, how do I keep companies from tracking me
on my laptop?
Rudolph: Have you tried disabling cookies?
Hermie: Well, I ate the legs off a gingerbread man once.
Does that count?
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