The New Adventures of Hermie & Rudolph

Hermie: Why didn’t you make honor roll in school this year?
Rudolph: Because I went down in History!

Now, let’s check in with everyone’s favorite elf & reindeer!

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Hermie: I had a happy childhood. 

Rudolph: Yeah?

Hermie: Oh yeah. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.

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Hermie: Hey, I just finished my first jigsaw puzzle!

Rudolph: You seem very proud of yourself.

Hermie: Well, the box said “3-5 years”.  It only took me 18 months!

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Hermie: Did you hear about the photographer that was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him? To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

Rudolph: That’s really cheesy.

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Hermie: Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Rudolph : Tell me.

Hermie: Well, anyone can roast beef.

Rudolph: Why don’t you go make some toys!