Dad's Pick: Mavis Staples - Christmas Vacation

 

An elf walks into the doctor's office with cabbage in his ears and carrots in his nose.  He asks, "What's wrong with me Doc?"  The doctor say, "Well, I can tell you're not eating right."

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I heard that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.

I ask you, how am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?!